Fatal Frame (in the US), known as Project Zero in PAL, and just “Zero” in Japan is a Survival Horror game that I refused to give a chance.
I have always had issues with skeevy Japanese schoolgirl fetish/anime shite, so I incorrectly assumed a game with a young female protagonist would be up-skirt waifu-bait, and thus never gave Project Zero a chance.
So here I am, to beg you all for forgiveness. Project Zero is honestly the most pants browning game I have ever played. Continue reading
It is fair to say Eternal Darkness wasn’t the most commercially successful game (less than 500,000 worldwide sales). I guess some of the blame can be put at the feet of Nintendo, as the Gamecube wasn’t the most popular system. But primarily I blame gamers.
Eternal Darkness is one of those examples of a great idea, with a novel setting, and implemented well. But since it was on the Gamecube, and wasn’t a Zelda or Mario, it didn’t sell as well as it should.
So, fuck you people that bought games in 2002, you’re the reason we aren’t allowed nice things. Continue reading
HALLOWEEEEEEEN! WOOOOOOooooooo *cough*
So we like playing horror games at Halloween. Go figure, right? As much as I would’ve liked to scribe my feelings about The Walking Dead Season 2 (seriously, fuck you Kenny), it would’ve been a copy and paste of the first review, only with different – and very spoiler-y – feels. So I decided to tackle something different this year, and now I can’t sleep with the lights off. Or on. Or at all. Continue reading
As a special bonus to Konami month, here is the Silent Hill 3 HD remake.
Nothing makes certain sections of the internet more salty than the subject of the Silent Hill HD collection. People have made 2 hour long documentaries detailing every single flaw, every line of dialogue, and every speech inflection that has been changed and how it makes these versions terrible.
It is beyond picky, and since there is a full on review of Silent Hill 3, I’ll focus on the HD remake and whether it is fine or not. Continue reading
What better way to wrap up Konami month than with Silent Hill 3, on anniversary of reviewing Silent Hill 1!
Silent Hill 2 is my favourite game, I honestly think it to be one of the few examples of a perfect videogame, so coming into Silent Hill 3 for the first time it has some pretty big shoes to fill. Continue reading
Silent Hill 2 is probably my favourite game, and after playing it through on the PS2 I thought I’d have a go at the HD remake for the XBox360.
If you want an in depth review of Silent Hill 2, check out the main article,this will focus on the HD added features
What could go wrong… Continue reading
I wanted to write something deeply profound here.
I wanted to say I want all games to be like Silent Hill 2.
But I can’t, for reasons that will hopefully become apparent.
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