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Sonic The Hedgehog 3 Team Sonic (1994) Sega Genesis

I wont stand idly by any more, and allow Van Rockingham to continue to sully the good(?) name of Sonic. Although, in retrospect, most of the negative reviews of Sonic games here on GR were written by *leafs through documents*

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Posted in Sega Genesis

Sonic Spinball, Sega (1993), Mega Drive

Oh, fuck me. I’m sorry, I’m honestly not doing this on purpose, I actually love Sonic. YOU DON’T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO.

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Posted in Sega Genesis

Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Team (2006). PlayStation 3

Fuck off. Pros: Using the disc to scare crows out your garden, makeshift frisbee, classy coaster, mini mirror, can be used to inspect your hemorrhoids. Sometimes the game crashes and you don’t have to play anymore. Can easily be confused with

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Posted in Playstation 3

Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Team (1991) Sega Genesis

Everyone loves Sonic right? Well, you might have noticed a trend on this site that suggests we aren’t the biggest fans of the entire series. But the first one? That was a masterpiece! Right?

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Posted in Sega Genesis

Sonic 3D: Flickies’ Island. Traveller’s Tales. (1997) Sega Saturn

Hi, my name is Jamie and I like to shitpost about Sonic games because it offends the sensibilities of the people out there that can’t see how terrible Sonic’s legacy truly is. And after the many successes of fantastic games

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Posted in Sega Saturn

Sonic the Fighters. Sega AM2. (1996) Arcade

Imagine a world where for every good Mario game there was a “Mario is Missing” and “Luigi’s Time Machine“? Imagine living in a world where you would do anything for the ones you love, only for them to spit a

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Posted in Arcade

Sonic Adventure 2, Sega (2001), Dreamcast

  “People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: “Why do

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Posted in Sega Dreamcast
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