I wont stand idly by any more, and allow Van Rockingham to continue to sully the good(?) name of Sonic. Although, in retrospect, most of the negative reviews of Sonic games here on GR were written by *leafs through documents*…
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Sonic The Hedgehog 3 Team Sonic (1994) Sega Genesis
Tagged with: 1994, Genesis, Mega Drive, Megadrive, Retro Gaming, retro review, Review, Sega, Sega Genesis, Sonic, Sonic 3, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Team Sonic
Posted in Sega Genesis
Posted in Sega Genesis
Sonic Spinball, Sega (1993), Mega Drive
Oh, fuck me. I’m sorry, I’m honestly not doing this on purpose, I actually love Sonic. YOU DON’T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO.
Tagged with: 1993, Mega Drive, pinball, retro, Retro Gaming, Review, Sega, Sega Genesis, Sonic, Sonic Spinball, Sonic the Hedgehog
Posted in Sega Genesis
Posted in Sega Genesis
Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Team (2006). PlayStation 3
Fuck off. Pros: Using the disc to scare crows out your garden, makeshift frisbee, classy coaster, mini mirror, can be used to inspect your hemorrhoids. Sometimes the game crashes and you don’t have to play anymore. Can easily be confused with…
Tagged with: diarrhoea dripping down my leg, PlayStation 3, Shower of Shit, Sonic 06, Sonic Team, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog 2006
Posted in Playstation 3
Posted in Playstation 3
Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Team (1991) Sega Genesis
Everyone loves Sonic right? Well, you might have noticed a trend on this site that suggests we aren’t the biggest fans of the entire series. But the first one? That was a masterpiece! Right?
Tagged with: 1991, Dr Robotonik, Green Hill Zone, Labyrinth Zone, Marble Zone, Megadrive, platformer, Retro Gaming, Review, Scrap Brain Zone, Sonic, Sonic Team, Sonic the Hedgehog, Spring Yard Zone, Star Light Zone, Team Sonic
Posted in Sega Genesis
Posted in Sega Genesis
Sonic 3D: Flickies’ Island. Traveller’s Tales. (1997) Sega Saturn
Hi, my name is Jamie and I like to shitpost about Sonic games because it offends the sensibilities of the people out there that can’t see how terrible Sonic’s legacy truly is. And after the many successes of fantastic games…
Tagged with: 1997, Dr Robotonik, Flickies, Isometric, Isometric Platformer, Knuckles, Miles "Tails" Prower, platformer, Retro Gaming, Review, Sega Saturn, Sonic, Sonic 3D, Sonic 3D Blast, Sonic 3D: Flickies' Island, Sonic Team, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Traveller's Tales
Posted in Sega Saturn
Posted in Sega Saturn
Sonic the Fighters. Sega AM2. (1996) Arcade
Imagine a world where for every good Mario game there was a “Mario is Missing” and “Luigi’s Time Machine“? Imagine living in a world where you would do anything for the ones you love, only for them to spit a…
Tagged with: 1996, Amy Rose, Arcade Conversion, Bark the Polar Bear, Bean the Dynamite, Chaos Emerald, Death Egg II, Dr Robotnik, Espio the Chameleon, Fang the Sniper, Knuckles the Echidna, Metal Sonic, Miles "Tails" Prower, Retro Gaming, Review, Sega AM2, Shower of Shit, Sonic the Fighters, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Tournament Fighter
Posted in Arcade
Posted in Arcade
Sonic Adventure 2, Sega (2001), Dreamcast
“People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: “Why do…
Tagged with: 2001, Dr Robotonik, Eggman, Knuckles, Retro Gaming, Review, Rogue the bat, Sega, Sega Dreamcast, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails
Posted in Sega Dreamcast
Posted in Sega Dreamcast
Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Sega, Sega Genesis (1992)
I’ve been bashing poor Sonic on here quite a bit. It hasn’t been intentional, I’ve genuinely gone back to Sonic R and Sonic Adventure because I loved them as a child. For clarity – I was a stupid, stupid…
Tagged with: 1992, Dr Robotonik, Megadrive, Miles "Tails" Prower, platformer, Retro Gaming, Review, Sega, Sega Genesis, Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Tails
Posted in Sega Genesis
Posted in Sega Genesis
Sonic Adventure, Dreamcast. (1999) Sega
Shit. 0%
Tagged with: 1999, Retro Gaming, Review, Sega, Sega Dreamcast, Shower of Shit, Sonic Adventure, Sonic the Hedgehog
Posted in Sega Dreamcast
Posted in Sega Dreamcast
Sonic R. Sega. (1997) Sega Saturn
Woof. I’ve been sat for some time trying to think of an eloquent opening paragraph but….man. Just….woof.
Tagged with: 1997, Knuckles, Racing Game, Retro Gaming, Review, Sega, Sega Saturn, Sonic R, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails
Posted in Sega Saturn
Posted in Sega Saturn
