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Sonic The Hedgehog 3 Team Sonic (1994) Sega Genesis

Posted on September 4, 2017 by Scrambles — 3 Comments

I wont stand idly by any more, and allow Van Rockingham to continue to sully the good(?) name of Sonic. Although, in retrospect, most of the negative reviews of Sonic games here on GR were written by *leafs through documents*…

Tagged with: 1994, Genesis, Mega Drive, Megadrive, Retro Gaming, retro review, Review, Sega, Sega Genesis, Sonic, Sonic 3, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Team Sonic
Posted in Sega Genesis

Sonic Spinball, Sega (1993), Mega Drive

Posted on August 14, 2017 by Scrambles — 3 Comments

Oh, fuck me. I’m sorry, I’m honestly not doing this on purpose, I actually love Sonic. YOU DON’T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO.

Tagged with: 1993, Mega Drive, pinball, retro, Retro Gaming, Review, Sega, Sega Genesis, Sonic, Sonic Spinball, Sonic the Hedgehog
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Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Team (2006). PlayStation 3

Posted on May 30, 2017 by Van Rockingham — 6 Comments

Fuck off. Pros: Using the disc to scare crows out your garden, makeshift frisbee, classy coaster, mini mirror, can be used to inspect your hemorrhoids. Sometimes the game crashes and you don’t have to play anymore. Can easily be confused with…

Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Team (1991) Sega Genesis

Posted on May 25, 2017 by Van Rockingham — 6 Comments

Everyone loves Sonic right? Well, you might have noticed a trend on this site that suggests we aren’t the biggest fans of the entire series. But the first one? That was a masterpiece! Right?

Tagged with: 1991, Dr Robotonik, Green Hill Zone, Labyrinth Zone, Marble Zone, Megadrive, platformer, Retro Gaming, Review, Scrap Brain Zone, Sonic, Sonic Team, Sonic the Hedgehog, Spring Yard Zone, Star Light Zone, Team Sonic
Posted in Sega Genesis

Sonic 3D: Flickies’ Island. Traveller’s Tales. (1997) Sega Saturn

Posted on May 22, 2017 by Van Rockingham — 2 Comments

Hi, my name is Jamie and I like to shitpost about Sonic games because it offends the sensibilities of the people out there that can’t see how terrible Sonic’s legacy truly is. And after the many successes of fantastic games…

Sonic the Fighters. Sega AM2. (1996) Arcade

Posted on October 1, 2016 by Van Rockingham — 20 Comments

Imagine a world where for every good Mario game there was a “Mario is Missing” and “Luigi’s Time Machine“? Imagine living in a world where you would do anything for the ones you love, only for them to spit a…

Sonic Adventure 2, Sega (2001), Dreamcast

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Scrambles — 6 Comments

“People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: “Why do…

Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Sega, Sega Genesis (1992)

Posted on July 14, 2014 by Scrambles — 3 Comments

I’ve been bashing poor Sonic on here quite a bit. It hasn’t been intentional, I’ve genuinely gone back to Sonic R and Sonic Adventure because I loved them as a child. For clarity – I was a stupid, stupid…