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Star Wars: Flight of the Falcon. Pocket Studios (2003) Gameboy Advance

This game is a big fat phoney as there is actually not a lot of the Millennium Falcon in it. But then I guess “Star Wars: Generic Space Combat Game” didn’t have as good a ring to it. Now to give

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Posted in Gameboy Advance

The Simpsons Wrestling. Big Ape Productions (2001) PlayStation

Aye carumba, why do I do this to myself?

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Posted in Playstation

Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Team (2006). PlayStation 3

Fuck off. Pros: Using the disc to scare crows out your garden, makeshift frisbee, classy coaster, mini mirror, can be used to inspect your hemorrhoids. Sometimes the game crashes and you don’t have to play anymore. Can easily be confused with

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Posted in Playstation 3

Resident Evil: Survivor 2, Code: Veronica. Capcom/Namco (2002) PlayStation 2

I need to stop playing awful Light Gun Games. I am fairly sure I am the only person that likes On-Rails shooters, and I am now fairly sure I have played all the good ones. In my Resident Evil: Survivor review,

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Posted in Playstation 2

Games Revisited’s Retro Gaming Hall of Shame!

We are coming up to our three year anniversary, and will be doing a top 50 list of the best Retro Games, that we think you should play. To prepare you for such a momentous occasion, we are going to

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Posted in Lists, Stuff

Mad Dog McCree. American Laser Games (1990) Arcade

I am going to do a top Light gun Games list soon, and to do that I want to get a few games out of the way. So apologies to the many people who don’t like On-Rails shooters as much

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Posted in Nintendo Wii

Sonic the Fighters. Sega AM2. (1996) Arcade

Imagine a world where for every good Mario game there was a “Mario is Missing” and “Luigi’s Time Machine“? Imagine living in a world where you would do anything for the ones you love, only for them to spit a

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Posted in Arcade

Lethal Enforcers. Konami (1997) PlayStation

The site has become a bit Capcom heavy, so I am going to try upping the Konami output for the month with Konami Month. Originally released in the arcades in 1992, with the home console conversions shortly after. I never saw

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Posted in Playstation

Mortal Kombat Mythologies : Sub Zero, Midway, (1997) Nintendo 64

There is no God.

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Posted in Nintendo 64

Dead Island, Techland. (2011) Xbox 360

Fuck Dead Island.

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Posted in Playstation 3, XBox 360
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