Holy fucking cuntwaffles is this a bad game. Mr Scrambles told me it was an “Absolute hog of a game” which isn’t exactly selling it, but you know. Nothing is as bad as Sonic Adventure. Advertisements
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Ballz 3D: Fighting At Its Ballziest. PF Magic (1994) Super Nintendo
Tagged with: 1994, Ballz, Ballz 3D, Ballz 3D: Fighting At Its Ballziest. PF Magic, PF Magic, Retro Gaming, Review, Shower of Shit, Tournament Fighter, Utter Trash
Posted in Super Nintendo
Posted in Super Nintendo
Pit-Fighter. Atari Games (1990) Arcade
I’m going to do something slightly different here as I have played Pit-Fighter in the arcade, on a Master System, on the Genesis and on the Super Nintendo so I will collectively review them all and give them all a…
Tagged with: 1990, Arcade, Bag of Wank, Buzz, Kato, Megadrive, Pit-Fighter, PitFighter, Retro Gaming, Review, Sega Genesis, Sega Master System, Shower of Shit, Super Nintendo, Tournament Fighter, Ty
Posted in Arcade
Posted in Arcade
Mega Man’s Soccer. Sun L (1994) Super Nintendo
Not to be outdone by Matt and his World Cup Special, I thought why not combine my love of all things Capcom 1980-2005 with the World Cup, and visit the one time Mega Man’s briefly forayed into the SPORTS.
Tagged with: 1994, Association Football, Capcom, Capcom Championship, Dr Wily, Mega man, Mega Man Soccer, Proto Man, Shower of Shit, Soccer, Sun L, Super Nintendo
Posted in Super Nintendo
Posted in Super Nintendo
The King of Monsters 2. SNK (1993) Neo Geo
Jesus this game can fuck right off.
Tagged with: 1993, Astroguy, Fucking awful, Geon, Mecha-Woo, Monsters, Monsters Trashing Cities, Neo Geo, Retro Gaming, Review, Shower of Shit, SNK, The King of Monsters, The King of Monsters 2, Woo
Posted in Neo Geo
Posted in Neo Geo
Games Revisited Most Stankeyest Games Of All Time
Christ on a bicycle the stench in here is unbearable. So let’s not dwell on it too much, here are the games that should really just fuck right on off into the sea.
Tagged with: Bubsy 3D, Game lists, Games Revisited’s Biggest Stinkers that are unfortunately counted as Retro Games!, I hate myself and like to self flagellate, Jurassic Park, List, Mad Dog McCree, Musya:The Classic Tale of Japanese Horror, Resident Evil: Survivor 2 Code: Veronica, Retro Gaming, Shaq-Fu, Shower of Shit, Sonic 06, Sonic Adventure, Sonic the Fighters, Spunk Bubble, Star Wars: Flight of the Falcon, Terminator 2, The Simpsons: Wrestling, Utterly Terrible Videogames, Worst Games Ever
Posted in Lists
Posted in Lists
Terminator 2 Judgement Day. Domark (1991) Commodore 64
Continuing my foray into the Commodore 64 brings me crashing into the 1991 juggernaut that was Terminator 2. Because you couldn’t move for the adverts and toys and all round marketing campaign a console game was inevitable. As a 7…
Tagged with: 1991, Bag of Wank, Commodore 64, Domark, John Connor, Retro Gaming, Review, Sarah Connor, Shower of Shit, T-1000, T-800, Terminator 2, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, The Terminator
Posted in Commodore 64
Posted in Commodore 64
Shaq-Fu. Delphine Software International (1994) Super Nintendo
Easily the worst thing about the current gaming scene, other than the rampant sexism, homophobia, racism, and all round douchebaggery of online console play is that we are being flooded with remakes. We only have ourselves to blame really as…
Tagged with: 1994, Bag of Wank, Dear fucking lord it is bad, Delphine Software International, I drink the tears of Sonic Fanbois, Sett-Ra, Shaq-Fu, Shaq-Fu-cking Terrible, Shaquille O'Neal, Shower of Shit, Still better than Sonic Adventure, Super Nintendo, TERRIBLE games of the 16 bit era, Tournament Fighter, Why just why
Posted in Super Nintendo
Posted in Super Nintendo
