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Psychonauts. Double Fine (2005) XBox

I’ve been putting off writing about Psychonauts for *checks notes* ever. Our relationship is…complicated. Layered. Not like an onion, but like a 3 tiered cake where the middle layer hates my guts but the outer layers love me and want

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Posted in XBOX

Super Mario Bros: Deluxe. Nintendo R&D2 (1999) Gameboy Color

DING DING DING DING! 300TH POST KLAXON Did you ever play the original Super Mario Bros and think this game is way too advanced? Did you ever play it and think this screen isn’t cramped enough? 

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Posted in Gameboy Color

Shut Up, Scrambles : The Platform Games We Actually Want Remastered.

  So the Crash Bandicoot N Sane Trilogy was a huge hit for Activision, and rightfully so. I played through it and had an absolute blast; it was challenging yet familiar, and looked better than YOUR MOTHER’S FINE ASS (edit

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Posted in Opinion

Quackshot starring Donald Duck. Sega (1991) Sega Genesis

It is times like this where the fact I am a bitter and cynical asshole comes to the fore because I truly hate Donald Duck. Something about a pantless arsehole with severe anger issues never sat right with me and

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Posted in Sega Genesis

Home Alone. Sega of America (1992) Sega Genesis

In the immortal words of Noddy Holder IT’S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSS, and what better way to treat our dedicated readers to a game I woke up on Christmas day in 1992 to play? Well, technically I woke up to Lego, but a

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Posted in Sega Genesis

Rogue Legacy. Cellar Door Games (2014) PlayStation 4

I was harangued into buying a PS4 by Craig, and rather than playing something “new” I decided to play a retro inspired indie game because I am a curmudgeon-ey bastard who hates himself almost ad much as I hate others.

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Posted in Playstation 4

Comix Zone. Sega Technical Institute (1995) Sega Genesis

To say this game is remembered fondly would be an understatement. Ask most people to do a “best Megadrive” list and 9 times out of 10 Comix Zone will feature in the top 5. But here at Games Revisited we

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Posted in Sega Genesis

Crash Bandicoot XS. Vicarious Visions (2002) GameBoy Advance

I am not sure which name is worse, Crash Bandicoot XS or it’s non PAL name Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure. There would be a good argument the XS stands for excessive if you’re dyslexic, but “Huge” is certainly a

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Posted in Gameboy Advance

James Bond 007: The Duel. The Kremlin (1993) Sega Genesis

Coming four years after Timothy Dalton’s last filmic appearance as the suave secret agent, The Duel marks the last official appearance of Dalton as 007. So what game will they give him as an official send off? 

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Posted in Sega Genesis

Donkey Kong Country 2 : Diddy’s Kong Quest. Rareware (1995) Super Nintendo

The absolute titanium balls on Rare, eh? Given creative control of one of Nintendo’s most beloved mascots in Donkey Kong, Rare proceeded to take the proverbial mile, creating it’s own lore and characters for the first game. A smash hit,

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