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Shut Up, Scrambles : The Platform Games We Actually Want Remastered.

  So the Crash Bandicoot N Sane Trilogy was a huge hit for Activision, and rightfully so. I played through it and had an absolute blast; it was challenging yet familiar, and looked better than YOUR MOTHER’S FINE ASS (edit

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GoldenEye 007. Rare (1997) Nintendo 64

If you like retro gaming then you’ll probably be aware that neckbeards will frequently scoff about “GoldenEye being better than those them there Call of Battlefield shooty games” in a bizarrely thick unnatural West Country accent (American’s read yokel). And

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Killer Instinct Gold. Rare (1997) Nintendo 64

Killer Instinct was a pretty solid Tournament Fighter  with a combo system added a depth that newbs and pros could all have some fun. It did look like arse, and had a stupid difficulty at the end but what about

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WCW/NWO Revenge, THQ/AKI, (1998), Nintendo 64

WCW/NWO Revenge – also known as a game where you can actually play as Horace Hogan. The dream is real, people.

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Clayfighter 63 1/3, Interplay (1997) Nintendo 64

I wanted to hate this game. I thought  it had to be shit, I thought it looked like shit, and more importantly I thought since Mortal Kombat games aged badly, that this had no chance. So, Let’s get ready to

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StarFox 64, Nintendo EAD (1997) Nintendo 64.

Corneria, fourth planet of the Lylat system. The evil Andross turned this once thriving system into a wasteland of near extinction…

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The World Is Not Enough, Eurocom (2000), Nintendo 64

Goldeneye is without doubt one of the finest FPS/stealth shooter games ever made. This is technically its follow up (ignoring other consoles) for the N64. Welcome to The World Is Not Enough….

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