Back on the never ending Dark Souls train, WHOOOP WHOOOP! CHUGA CHUGAA CHUGGA CHUGGA Unlike the individual game series I have decided to leave my initial scores out of 100 that I originally assigned to the bosses on my own…
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Dark Souls Bosses Ranked
I love Dark Souls and am spending an inordinate amount of time playing the games again at the moment which got me thinking. Doesn’t the world need ANOTHER pointless list on the internet? I am going to base this list…
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Worst 5 Things in SoulsBorne!
I love the SoulsBorne games but there are a few features that bring my piss to a boil more than dying 84 times in a row trying to beat a fuck nugget of a boss. But spoiler alert, this list…
Tagged with: Bloodborne, Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3, Dark Souls II, Dark Souls III, Game lists, Gamer Problems, Top 10, Top 5, Worst Moments in Bloodborne, Worst Moments in Dark Souls, Worst Moments in Soulsborne
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Bloodborne. From Software (2015) PlayStation 4
Bloodborne feels like a game that From Software really wanted to make. It feels almost the antithesis of Dark Souls 2, which to me felt like a semi-rushed contractual obligation rather than a labour of love. Bloodborne is a game…
Tagged with: 2015, Action RPG, Blood Vials, Bloodborne, Celestial Emmissary, Celestial Emissary, Dark Souls, From Software, Gaming, Lovecraftian, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Playstation 4, Review, Shadows of Yharnam, visceral attack
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Dark Souls III. From Software (2016) PlayStation 4
If you want to catch up on my views on Dark Souls and Dark Souls II you can do, but to quickly summise; Dark Souls “Brilliant” and Dark Souls II “Meh”. Caught up? Good, now let’s get to headbutting those…
Tagged with: 2016, Action RPG, Aldrich, Dancer of the Boreal Valley, Dark Souls, Dark Souls 3, Dark Souls III, Devourer of Gods, From Software, git gud, Heating Up, Playstation 4, unkindled
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Dark Souls II. From Software (2014) Xbox 360
I loved Dark Souls, the game was pretty hard (Earthworm Jim is harder) but was as tight as a gnat’s chuff hole and not an ounce of fat in need of a trim. So when I finished it, I immediately…
Tagged with: 2014, Action RPG, Belltower Gargoyle, Covetous Demon, Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls II, Estus Flask, Executioners Chariot, From Software, Gaming, Harvest Valley, Human Effigies, Last Giant, Mirror Knight, Nashandra, New Game+, Old Dragonslayer, Old Iron King, Prowling Magus and the Congregation, Review, Role Playing Game, Royal Rat Authority, Royal Rat Vanguard, RPG, Scorpioness Najka, Shrine of Amana, Skeleton Lord, Smelter Demon, The Gutter, the Persuer, Undead Crypt
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Dark Souls. From Software (2011) Xbox 360
Who likes smashing their face against a wall repeatedly? Because that is what happens in Dark Souls. It is a game where you headbutt a concrete wall so many times that you’ll eventually start to chip away at it. You…
Tagged with: 2011, Action RPG, Anor Londo, Bed of Chaos, Blighttown, Capra Demon, Dark Souls, Four Kings, From Software, Gaming, git gud, Havel, Lordvessel, New Londo Ruins, Ornstein, Ornstein and Smough, Painted World of Ariamis, Prepare to Die, Review, RNGesus, Role Playing Game, RPG, Sen's Fortress, Siegmeyer, Smough, Xbox 360
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