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Ballz 3D: Fighting At Its Ballziest. PF Magic (1994) Super Nintendo

Holy fucking cuntwaffles is this a bad game. Mr Scrambles told me it was an “Absolute hog of a game” which isn’t exactly selling it, but you know. Nothing is as bad as Sonic Adventure. Advertisements

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Zombies Ate My Neighbors. LucasArts/Konami (1993) Super Nintendo

Known as Zombies in PAL region due to the collective European governments being massive pussies and coming to the logical conclusion that “ate my neighbours” was too violent for a satirical videogame. Looking at the date of the first draft I

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The King of Dragons. Capcom (1994) Arcade

Have you ever played a game and thought it must be this game that people are thinking of when they say Golden Axe is a good game? I know opinion is subjective and all that, but look deep in your

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Alien vs Predator. Capcom (1994) Arcade

Every now and then somebody on the internet makes the mistake of airing an opinion which usually leads to a spot of flaming from man babies or Reddit Trolls, and one such occurrence was somebody uttering that Alien vs Predator is

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Primal Rage. Atari Games (1994) Super Nintendo

Me big man, me like fire. Fire shiney.* *I don’t know… I guess I am regressing to one of the cave dwellers that get eaten by a T-Rex

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Mega Man’s Soccer. Sun L (1994) Super Nintendo

Not to be outdone by Matt and his World Cup Special, I thought why not combine my love of all things Capcom 1980-2005 with the World Cup, and visit the one time Mega Man’s briefly forayed into the SPORTS.

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Shaq-Fu. Delphine Software International (1994) Super Nintendo

Easily the worst thing about the current gaming scene, other than the rampant sexism, homophobia, racism, and all round douchebaggery of online console play is that we are being flooded with remakes. We only have ourselves to blame really as

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