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Quackshot starring Donald Duck. Sega (1991) Sega Genesis

It is times like this where the fact I am a bitter and cynical asshole comes to the fore because I truly hate Donald Duck. Something about a pantless arsehole with severe anger issues never sat right with me and

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WWF Superstars. Rare (1991) GameBoy

This game is so bare bones I beat it while on the loo. And not one of those epic loo sessions where time stands still and suddenly 2 hours have passed. One of those “your cheeks have barely touched the

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan. Konami (1991) Gameboy

Right off the bat, this isn’t the worst Ninja Turtles game you’ll play. But it certainly isn’t a good one.

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Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Team (1991) Sega Genesis

Everyone loves Sonic right? Well, you might have noticed a trend on this site that suggests we aren’t the biggest fans of the entire series. But the first one? That was a masterpiece! Right?

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Gain Ground. Sega (1991) Sega Genesis

This game is hard to describe, not in a Toejam and Earl kinda way, just that it is odd and I like it despite not being able to come up with a tangible reason for liking it.

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Golden Axe Warrior. Sega (1991) Sega Master System

I’ll be honest, I thought I was going to absolutely hate this game. I don’t especially like the Golden Axe series, and lets be honest, this game looks like a Legend of Zelda clone. So let me take you on

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Streets of Rage. Sega (1991) Sega Genesis

I loved Streets of Rage (Bare Knuckle in Japan) as a kid, it might be the game I played most on my Megadrive. Road Rash and Aladdin come close, but I think the amount of time me and mates put in to

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