Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Team (2006). PlayStation 3

Fuck off.

Pros: Using the disc to scare crows out your garden, makeshift frisbee, classy coaster, mini mirror, can be used to inspect your hemorrhoids. Sometimes the game crashes and you don’t have to play anymore. Can easily be confused with original game in archive listings.

Cons: Everything about it



The Walking Dead: Season 1, Telltale Games (2012) Playstation 3


It’s Halloween! Or it was when I started writing this.  If, like me, you hate dressing up because it’s biased against the overweight and bearded, you’ll want something to keep you occupied whilst everyone else is “having fun” or “falling in love” on the 31st. But it’s Halloween, so it has to be spoooooky, right? No? Come back here…
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