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WWF Superstars. Rare (1991) GameBoy

This game is so bare bones I beat it while on the loo. And not one of those epic loo sessions where time stands still and suddenly 2 hours have passed. One of those “your cheeks have barely touched the

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan. Konami (1991) Gameboy

Right off the bat, this isn’t the worst Ninja Turtles game you’ll play. But it certainly isn’t a good one.

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Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land. Nintendo R&D (1994) Gameboy

Super Mario Land is perhaps the worst Mario game if you discount the original arcade game. Mario Land 2 was short and sweet, and was almost as perfect as a Gameboy game could be. Now, we get a sort of spin

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The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening. Nintendo (1993) GameBoy

Christ, bint isn’t even in this game… Zelda 4, Here we go.

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Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins. Nintendo (1993) Gameboy

I don’t like Super Mario Land 1, it wasn’t a bad game, it just didn’t capture the essence of Mario. The music was off, the physics shonkey, and it was stupidly short. I ordered SML1 and 2 at the same

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Super Mario Land, Nintendo (1989) Gameboy

Look at the cover art for Super Mario Land. You got it?

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RoboCop. Ocean. (1990) Gameboy

First of all, this is a review of the Gameboy version, not the home console or arcade version. Secondly, there is little to nothing written about the Gameboy version, so I will take this opportunity to write RoboCop into the

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Pokémon: Red. Game Freak. (1996) Gameboy

Do you want to be, the very best Like no one ever was? To catch them is next to impossible, as you have to buy three versiooooons Pokémon! Anyway, short musical interlude over. Firstly, go listen to this PowerGlove version

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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Imagineering. (1991) Gameboy

Who remembers the film?(RAISES HAND) Who remembers the sequel with George Clooney? (RAISES HAND) Well, here you get neither. This based on the popular 90’s cartoon, and it is pretty good (the cartoon and the game).

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Kirby’s Dream Land. HAL Laboratory. (1992). Gameboy

Kirby is awesome. Kirby’s Dream Land isn’t…

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