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WWF Superstars. Rare (1991) GameBoy

This game is so bare bones I beat it while on the loo. And not one of those epic loo sessions where time stands still and suddenly 2 hours have passed. One of those “your cheeks have barely touched the

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan. Konami (1991) Gameboy

Right off the bat, this isn’t the worst Ninja Turtles game you’ll play. But it certainly isn’t a good one.

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Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land. Nintendo R&D (1994) Gameboy

Super Mario Land is perhaps the worst Mario game if you discount the original arcade game. Mario Land 2 was short and sweet, and was almost as perfect as a Gameboy game could be. Now, we get a sort of spin

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The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening. Nintendo (1993) GameBoy

Christ, bint isn’t even in this game… Zelda 4, Here we go.

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Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins. Nintendo (1993) Gameboy

I don’t like Super Mario Land 1, it wasn’t a bad game, it just didn’t capture the essence of Mario. The music was off, the physics shonkey, and it was stupidly short. I ordered SML1 and 2 at the same

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Super Mario Land, Nintendo (1989) Gameboy

Look at the cover art for Super Mario Land. You got it?

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RoboCop. Ocean. (1990) Gameboy

First of all, this is a review of the Gameboy version, not the home console or arcade version. Secondly, there is little to nothing written about the Gameboy version, so I will take this opportunity to write RoboCop into the

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