Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan. Konami (1991) Gameboy

Right off the bat, this isn’t the worst Ninja Turtles game you’ll play. But it certainly isn’t a good one. Continue reading

Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land. Nintendo R&D (1994) Gameboy

wario_land_boxart

Super Mario Land is perhaps the worst Mario game if you discount the original arcade game. Mario Land 2 was short and sweet, and was almost as perfect as a Gameboy game could be. Now, we get a sort of spin off, Officially SML3, but spawning its own series which somehow has managed to squeeze out 6 sequels. So, if you have that many direct sequels, as well as the WarioWare spin offs, you’d guess this had to be a good game right? Continue reading

Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins. Nintendo (1993) Gameboy

Super Mario Land 2 box art

I don’t like Super Mario Land 1, it wasn’t a bad game, it just didn’t capture the essence of Mario. The music was off, the physics shonkey, and it was stupidly short. I ordered SML1 and 2 at the same time, and after 1 I was kind of regretting my decision to buy 2.  Continue reading

RoboCop. Ocean. (1990) Gameboy

RoboCop Gameboy Case

First of all, this is a review of the Gameboy version, not the home console or arcade version.

Secondly, there is little to nothing written about the Gameboy version, so I will take this opportunity to write RoboCop into the Gaming Canon.

Continue reading

Pokémon: Red. Game Freak. (1996) Gameboy

Pokémon Red box artPokemon Blue Box

Pokemon yellow box

Do you want to be, the very best
Like no one ever was?
To catch them is next to impossible,
as you have to buy three versiooooons
Pokémon!

Anyway, short musical interlude over.

Firstly, go listen to this PowerGlove version of the theme, I’ll wait while you do… Continue reading