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Ballz 3D: Fighting At Its Ballziest. PF Magic (1994) Super Nintendo

Holy fucking cuntwaffles is this a bad game. Mr Scrambles told me it was an “Absolute hog of a game” which isn’t exactly selling it, but you know. Nothing is as bad as Sonic Adventure. Advertisements

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Tuff E Nuff. Jaleco (1993) Super Nintendo

Known as Dead Dance in Japan. Have you ever played a game that is truly forgettable? I am not talking about Driver 2 on the PS1. Where you played it 20 years ago, but sort of forgot about it over

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Final Fight. Capcom (1989) Arcade

It’s a while since I did the SNES version of Final Fight and at the time I got a bit of stick for not scoring it as well as others had liked. I was always happy with the score to

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Posted in Arcade

Paperboy 2. Tengen (1991) Super Nintendo

Jeez, this takes me back. Not just to my miserable childhood (I actually had a very good childhood) but back to where this site all began. See for those that have somehow stuck with us through the years ,or joined

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Art of Fighting. SNK (1992) Neo Geo

I try to not suck at Fighting Games (I always suck)I really do. But despite my suckatude I do try to look beyond my incompetence and score things fairly. Son here we go, Art of Fighting.

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Posted in Neo Geo

Zombies Ate My Neighbors. LucasArts/Konami (1993) Super Nintendo

Known as ZombiesĀ in PAL region due to the collective European governments being massive pussies and coming to the logical conclusion that “ate my neighbours” was too violent for a satirical videogame. Looking at the date of the first draft I

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Pilotwings. Nintendo EAD (1991) Super Nintendo

Pilotwings is shit.

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