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Ballz 3D: Fighting At Its Ballziest. PF Magic (1994) Super Nintendo
Tagged with: 1994, Ballz, Ballz 3D, Ballz 3D: Fighting At Its Ballziest. PF Magic, PF Magic, Retro Gaming, Review, Shower of Shit, Tournament Fighter, Utter Trash
Posted in Super Nintendo
Posted in Super Nintendo
Tuff E Nuff. Jaleco (1993) Super Nintendo
Known as Dead Dance in Japan. Have you ever played a game that is truly forgettable? I am not talking about Driver 2 on the PS1. Where you played it 20 years ago, but sort of forgot about it over…
Tagged with: 1993, Beans, Dead Dance, Dolf, Gajet, Jado, Jaleco, K's, Kotono, Rei Mizuno, Retro Gaming, Review, Shirou, Super Nintendo, Syoh, Tournament Fighter, Tuff E Nuff, Vortz, Zazi
Posted in Super Nintendo
Posted in Super Nintendo
Final Fight. Capcom (1989) Arcade
It’s a while since I did the SNES version of Final Fight and at the time I got a bit of stick for not scoring it as well as others had liked. I was always happy with the score to…
Tagged with: 1989, Arcade, Beat 'em up, Belger, Capcom, Cody, Cody Travers, Final Fight, Guy, Jessica Hagger, Mad Gear Gang, Metro City, Mike "Macho" Haggar, Retro Gaming, Review
Posted in Arcade
Posted in Arcade
Paperboy 2. Tengen (1991) Super Nintendo
Jeez, this takes me back. Not just to my miserable childhood (I actually had a very good childhood) but back to where this site all began. See for those that have somehow stuck with us through the years ,or joined…
Tagged with: 1991, Mindscape, Paperboy, Paperboy 2, Retro Gaming, Review, Super Nintendo, Tengen
Posted in Super Nintendo
Posted in Super Nintendo
Art of Fighting. SNK (1992) Neo Geo
I try to not suck at Fighting Games (I always suck)I really do. But despite my suckatude I do try to look beyond my incompetence and score things fairly. Son here we go, Art of Fighting.
Tagged with: 1992, Art of Fighting, Mr. Big, Neo Geo, Retro Gaming, Review, Robert Garcia, SNK, Tournament Fighter
Posted in Neo Geo
Posted in Neo Geo
Zombies Ate My Neighbors. LucasArts/Konami (1993) Super Nintendo
Known as Zombies in PAL region due to the collective European governments being massive pussies and coming to the logical conclusion that “ate my neighbours” was too violent for a satirical videogame. Looking at the date of the first draft I…
Tagged with: 1994, Frankenstein, Hammer Horror, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Jason Voorhees, Julie, Konami, Leather Face, Lucas Arts, LucasArts, Multi-Directional Shooter, Mummie, Retro Gaming, Review, Run and Gun, Spooky, Spoopy, Super Nintendo, Triffids, Vampires, Werewolf, Zeke, Zombies Ate my Neighbour
Posted in Super Nintendo
Posted in Super Nintendo
Pilotwings. Nintendo EAD (1991) Super Nintendo
Pilotwings is shit.
Tagged with: 1991, EVIL Syndicate, Izanu Island, Minigames, Mode 7, Pilotwings, Retro Gaming, Review, Super Nintendo
Posted in Super Nintendo
Posted in Super Nintendo
