Cadillacs and Dinosaurs. Capcom (1993) Arcade

Designed as a tie in to a kids cartoon (I have never heard of it) and based on a comic book I have also never heard of (Xenozoic Tales), Cadillacs and Dinosaurs is one of those distant memories I have on days gone bye. I think I first played this game in Spain in the mid 90s in an arcade and I could never really track it down, you would think it would be easy as it is the one with Cadillacs and Dinosaurs. But you’d be surprised at how little either of those things feature in this game.

Story

Set 500 years in the future (I think 2513), humans and dinosaurs live in peaceful harmony. That is until a stupid ass gang named the Black Marketeers decide to start fucking with the Dinosaurs which causes the angry dinosaurs to rampage.

In steps a collection of insert generic tropes to fight off the horde, each with their own generic background with serves no additional purpose.

  • mechanic and shaman Jack Tenrec, or… The all rounder
  • diplomat and explorer by profession Hannah Dundee, or, the fast week one who is apparently good with items.
  • friend and engineer Mustapha Cairo, The slightly slower harder one and is the only one with a vaguely decent jump kick
  • mysterious Mess O’Bradovich “Brad”, the slow as an extra fibre poop but twice as hard

In reality they all play the same with their stats not really making enough of a difference to the gameplay.

Gameplay

This is a side scrolling Beat ‘Em Up, so you scroll sideways and punch things till they are dead. It is very much like ALL Capcom beat ’em ups from the era in look and feel. Enemies are large and chunky in appearance, and they have yellow healthbars which turn red as they die. Some things will have white/blue/green/purple health, but just punch them and they die.

Whenever things move they blur a bit!

At 8 levels long C&D isn’t pushing the boat out or trying to do anything different to it’s peers, however th key for me is the battles become a bit boring. It isn’t Golden Axe style where you fight the same 3 enemies for the entire game they just get more health. You start to fight 7 or 8 people at once, and the crowd control becomes a little bit manic especially when you factor in that 2-4 of these enemies can be subbosses. It means the difficulty does become a bit of a chore. The credits were free for me on my revisit, but I reckon I easily used 15 continues to beat the game, which in old fashioned money would probably have been about £10 which puts it on a par with Bucky O’Hare and The Simpsons Arcade.

YAY, floor turkey!

Serious Lack of Dinosaurs (but at least a Cadillac features)

To be honest, I expected 90% of the game to be whomping Dinosaurs and sadly this dream never came to fruition. The dinosaurs are “the villagers” helpless creatures in need of rescuing. The occasionally appear as rampaging creatures, but you’re really just supposed to avoid them. Instead, you’re fighting generic gangers. Fat Dude, skinny guy with a knife, blokes in differing coloured jackets to distinguish how hard they are, and then the usual over sized bosses.

The bosses are all pretty tame, and I can’t stress enough how disappointed I was to not be allowed to punch T-Rexes to death, the closest thing I got in my playthrough was the final boss. This dude (Dr Fessenden) injects himself with a serum that turns him into a 3 headed dinosaur with a weird baby foetus embedded in the stomach.

This level is legitemetly this blurry

Conclusion

Cadillacs and Dinosaurs is ok. It is fairly solid at what it does, the graphics look decent, and the premise is good. I am disappointed that it doesn’t really try. It never pushes the boat out and ultimately feels rather by the numbers.

I feel like this game should be scoring towards the 90s on premise alone, but as it is. It is just good, good is obviously a “good thing” but it does fall a little flat.

Pros: Looks good, nice sprites

Cons: Falls a little flag for me

75%

Back in the Day:

Can’t find any reviews.

 

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8 comments on “Cadillacs and Dinosaurs. Capcom (1993) Arcade
  1. GamingPicks says:

    I remember this game from arcades (yes, those crazy days) and I thought looked amazing. I’m not sure if I actually played it (those days were a mix of playing and watching others playing). Beat’em Ups, Shoot’em Ups and Soccer/Football games were my favorite genres. Good memories. Thank you!

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  2. The3rdPlayer says:

    I’ve seen so many people posting pictures of this game on Twitter lately and had no idea what it was about. Finally- someone writes about it!

    I admit it doesn’t sound like I’m missing much but I’m definitely glad to be educated. Thanks for this!

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  3. I have never seen this game but it looks awesome!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Haha nice! Well worth it!

    Liked by 1 person

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