Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Team (2006). PlayStation 3

Posted on May 30, 2017 by Van Rockingham — 6 Comments

Fuck off.

Pros: Using the disc to scare crows out your garden, makeshift frisbee, classy coaster, mini mirror, can be used to inspect your hemorrhoids. Sometimes the game crashes and you don’t have to play anymore. Can easily be confused with original game in archive listings.

Cons: Everything about it

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6 comments on “Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Team (2006). PlayStation 3”

LightningEllen says:

May 31, 2017 at 1:24 am

This is the most brutally honest review I’ve ever read… Loved it! 😀

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- Van Rockingham says:
  
  May 31, 2017 at 7:24 am
  
  I feel the score is too high
  
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iplayedthegame says:

May 31, 2017 at 7:35 am

I resent this review! You missed the most crucial pro: Sometimes the game crashes and you don’t have to play anymore.

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- Van Rockingham says:
  
  May 31, 2017 at 8:16 am
  
  Apologies, I have of course rectified such a grievous error.
  
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  - iplayedthegame says:
    
    May 31, 2017 at 8:36 am
    
    Haha! I genuinely didn’t think you’d write that!
    
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  - Van Rockingham says:
    
    May 31, 2017 at 9:02 am
    
    The game crashing IS a pro. Would be unprofessional to not include such a key feature
    
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